Character Bios

JACK PIERCE [MALE] [AGE: 20-30]

Jack is a lazy bum of a man.  Due to his apathetic attitude and drunken lifestyle, he is currently living in a shoddy tent in the middle of the woods.  With little to no money and less than adequate shelter, he spends his free time – which is all his time – sitting in his folding chair drinking cheap beer and reading old porn.  There are two kinds of people: those who take charge of their lives, and those who let their lives take charge of them; Jack, however, is the kind of person who doesn’t even know what life is.

VINCENT FARRELL [MALE] [AGE: 20-24]

Vincent is the middle child of three siblings, and as such, has had to act out all his life.  He feels the need to draw attention to himself in any given situation, and hates being ignored.  In-your-face and irreverent, Vincent has an abrasive personality and a rough way of speaking.  Despite this, he cares deeply for his younger sister and feels obligated to defend her, near a point of obsession.

BLAKE FARRELL [MALE] [AGE: 25-28]:

Blake is the oldest of the three siblings.  In stark contrast with Vincent, Blake is humorous and aloof.  He is highly intelligent, but lacks an attention span to back it up.  Blake is easily distracted and even more easily amused.  He often pokes fun at his brother’s frequent self-contradictions, but is not beyond reining him in when he feels Vincent may cause too much trouble.

EMMY FARRELL [FEMALE] [AGE: 18-20]:

Emmy is a very soft-spoken, anti-social girl.  She is very polite and quiet in most company, though she opens up much more around her brothers.  When alone, she shows a personality similar to a toned-down version of Vincent’s.  Emmy may be a closet pervert, as she tends to mistake the innocent comments of others as blatant sexual references.

CLARENCE QUINN [MALE] [AGE: 45-50]:

Clarence is the oldest member of the pseudo-family, and caretaker of the Farrell children.  He is very wise, but his old-fashioned personality often leaves him befuddled at the habits of Vincent and Blake.  He tries to impart wisdom on the trio, which usually equates to Blake having to translate for him in modern terms.  The family members frequently cut him off when he is trying to be polite, and he rarely gets to fully express what he was trying to in the first place.